I Know I Can Find My Country on a Map!

Bust a Map

Busty ladies readin' maps on the street...

Can't refold a map...

...and struggling with buttons.

Belly Up to the Map I

Maps Go Better With Coke

Plundering Africa

I'm guessing this is a map of Sweden

Patriotic Map Girl

I thought it would be fitting to post a picture with a flag on Independence Day!

Aound the World with Teacher

Night and Day

DAY

NIGHT

Projecting Maps

A new kind of body art?

Peek-a-Boo Two

It's so hard to pay attention to maps sometimes...

A Map Joke

In honor of the Middle East Peace Conference going on now...


A guy is walking along the shoreline at the beach.

Sure enough he kicks up a bottle, pulls the cork, and out comes a genie to give him one wish.

He pulls out a map of the Middle East and asks the genie if he can bring peace to this part of the world.

The genie pales, and says, “Master, these people have been at war since time began. It is their nature, the very fiber of their lives. What you ask is totally impossible. It is probably the only wish I cannot grant you. Ask for anything else and I will make it happen.”

“OK”, the guy says, “tomorrow morning have my wife awaken me with the best blow job I’ve ever had, on her own, without my begging and pleading. Because SHE LIKES IT, because SHE WANTS TO, because IT TURNS HER ON!”

The genie shakes his head and says, “Let me see that map again.”

Peek-a-Boo Map

This is a very attractive map of the United States.


But it's difficult to see with this person standing in the way.


I can make out New England and the Mid-Atlantic states.


Now the Great Lakes come into view.

Now I can see everything!

Measuring Up